Things about Tim

I have never

I have never... watched an episode of Big Brother

I have never... been to a professional football match

I have never... dyed my hair

I have never... had long hair

I have never... grown a beard

I have never... been to a night club

I have never... been a Scout

I have never... done a paper round

I have never... owned a car

I have never... smoked a cigarette (or a cigar, for that matter)

I have never... been skiing

I have never... been to Paris

I have never... been to Ireland

I have never... seen Gladiator

I have never... drunk a pint of beer

I have never... had a tattoo (not even a temporary one)